Cocktail Hotel

A creatively themed cocktail column loosely based from my fourth book titled "The Hotel of Naughty Cocktails", a 10-Floor, 195-Room, 1000-page labyrinth of drink. This blog (as of 2006) is to celebrate the start of my 25th year as a Professional and Private Bartender here in Los Angeles - the City of Angels, and Devils too .... Kyle Branche - kbranche@earthlink.net

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Thursday, April 06, 2006

Room 348 - Angels and Devils

Exercise your Demon Spirits of Choice !!!

She may have an Angel Face, but it could be nothing more than a thin disquise. In a chilled cocktail glass, shake and strain ¾ oz Magellan gin, ¾ oz Dekuyper apricot brandy, and ½ oz of Calvados apple brandy. No garnish necessary.

Taking sides, are you ? Playing the sweet tasting game when you mean just the opposite? You want to play Devil’s Advocate, you go right ahead and see where that gets you. Shake and strain the following into a cocktail glass:1 ½ oz Boodles gin, ½ oz of Laird’s Applejack, ¼ oz lime juice, and a splash of grenadine.

You can see it now. Bosley’s laying on a sunny beach in Baja, Mexico, thinking he’s far, far away on vacation where nobody can find him. The next thing you know, he gets a call from Charlie’s Angel. There’s an emergency of course, but he finishes his drink first. In a tall glass filled with cubed or cracked ice, shake and strain 1 ½ oz Maestro Citrus Mezcal, 1oz Grand Marnier, a dash of Fee Brothers orange bitters, a splash of orange and grapefruit juice. Top with Schweppes club soda. Garnish with a lime squeeze.

Fee fee, fi fi, fo fo fum, lookin’ mighty nice, well here she comes. But there’s nothing blue here. She’s a Devil in No Dress, with 1oz Hangar 1 vodka and 1oz Black Forest Devil herbal liqueur. Stir her up and strain into a cocktail glass. Sip slowly and don’t spill a drop.

Teasing and coming on strong, well, what could be nicer. For there’s no better gift than a Naughty Angel. This heavenly creation goes in a snifter glass, poured straight in and served straight up, getting 2 oz Godet white chocolate liqueur and ¾ oz Bacardi 151 rum.

A classic cocktail, but get a shave will ya ? Satan’s Whiskers goes in a chilled martini glass and is a shake and strain drink, starting with ¾ oz each of the following: Damrak Amsterdam gin, Noilly Prat dry and sweet vermouths. Then it gets ½ oz Grand Marnier, ½ oz orange juice and a dash of Fee Brothers orange bitters. Garnish with a twist of orange.

Smooth and silky, but you better hold on for your life, for where she takes you, no one knows. This Satin Angel goes in a highball glass filled with cubed or cracked ice. Pour over ice 1oz Frangelico hazelnut liqueur, then partial fill with cream, and top with ice cold Coca-Cola.

If you love the spirit of the cane, then this drink is for you. The Black Devil is a stir and strain drink, up in a chilled cocktail glass (a white frosted glass would be cool) with 2 oz of 10 Cane white rum and ¼ oz Gallo dry vermouth. Garnish with a black olive.

If you look up to the Starz on a clear night, you could be blessed with the fortune of seeing a Fallen Angel. If you catch her before she touches ground, what will happen ? One may never know, but until then enjoy the drink that’s prepared in a cocktail glass as a shake and strain, getting 1 ½ oz Gilbey’s gin, a dash of Bols white creme de menthe, a dash of Angostura bitters, and the juice of ½ lemon. Chill & strain, garn with a cherry.

For if the devil is displeased with you going against the grain of his wishes, he acts quickly and turns into the Soul Taker. A shot, chilled and strained, with ½ oz each of the following: amaretto DiSaronno, Inferno vodka, and El Charro tequila. You’re cooked now!

Update - Well, my first CD AudioBook is getting packaged as I speak. Spirits and their Popular Drinks will soon be available. I'll let you know when CDBaby.com has them on their site, along with BarProducts.com and BottlesUp.com Just recieved a proof of the coverart today, and it's truly a beautiful thing. You can also do an email purchase through me as well if you'd like. I may put it on Amazon, but I'm not sure yet. Stay tuned ! KB

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